The Twelve Days of Christmas (as told by students)

The Twelve Days of Christmas (as told by students)

By: Aquarius Cain

Accelerated Learning Educational Services

You will enjoy our version of The 12 Days of Christmas (as told by students).  It's a funny parody that touches on some of the pitfalls that students run into with their teachers.

Here are the lyrics. Enjoy! Merry Christmas!

On the first day of Christmas, 

my teacher gave to me 

A Kindle Fire with e-books to read.

On the second day of Christmas, 

my teacher gave to me 

Two pop quizzes, 

And A Kindle Fire with e-books to read. 

On the third day of Christmas, 

my teacher gave to me 

Three Boring lectures, 

Two pop quizzes, 

And A Kindle Fire with e-books to read. 

On the fourth day of Christmas, 

my teacher gave to me 

Four calls to Mom, 

Three Boring lectures, 

Two pop quizzes, 

And A Kindle Fire with e-books to read. 

On the fifth day of Christmas, 

my teacher gave to me 

Five failing grades, 

Four calls to Mom, 

Three Boring lectures, 

Two pop quizzes, 

And A Kindle Fire with e-books to read. 

On the sixth day of Christmas, 

my  teacher gave  to me 

Six take home tests, 

Five failing grades, 

Four calls to Mom, 

Three Boring lectures, 

Two pop quizzes, 

And A Kindle Fire with e-books to read. 

On the seventh day of Christmas, 

my  teacher gave  to me 

Seven Science projects, 

Six take home tests, 

Five failing grades, 

Four calls to Mom, 

Three Boring lectures, 

Two pop quizzes, 

And A Kindle Fire with e-books to read. 

On the eighth day of Christmas, 

my  teacher gave  to me 

Eight cell phones taken, 

Seven Science projects, 

Six take home tests, 

Five failing grades, 

Four calls to Mom, 

Three Boring lectures, 

Two pop quizzes, 

And A Kindle Fire with e-books to read. 

On the ninth day of Christmas, 

my  teacher gave  to me 

Nine days detention, 

Eight cell phones taken, 

Seven Science projects, 

Six take home tests, 

Five failing grades, 

Four calls to Mom, 

Three Boring lectures, 

Two pop quizzes, 

And A Kindle Fire with e-books to read. 

On the tenth day of Christmas, 

my  teacher gave  to me 

Ten days suspension, 

Nine days detention, 

Eight cell phones taken, 

Seven Science projects, 

Six take home tests, 

Five failing grades, 

Four calls to Mom, 

Three Boring lectures, 

Two pop quizzes, 

And A Kindle Fire with e-books to read. 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, 

my  teacher gave  to me 

Eleven students begging, 

Ten days suspension, 

Nine days detention, 

Eight cell phones taken, 

Seven Science projects, 

Six take home tests, 

Five failing grades, 

Four calls to Mom, 

Three Boring lectures, 

Two pop quizzes, 

And A Kindle Fire with e-books to read. 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, 

my  teacher gave  to me 

Twelve days of homework, 

Eleven students begging, 

Ten days suspension, 

Nine days detention, 

Eight cell phones taken, 

Seven Science projects, 

Six take home tests, 

Five failing grades, 

Four calls to Mom, 

Three Boring lectures, 

Two pop quizzes, 

And A Kindle Fire with e-books to read! 

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About the author:

Aquarius Cain is the CEO of Accelerated Learning Educational Services. She is a full-time tutor with more than ten years of combined teaching and tutoring experience.  As an educator, Mrs. Cain is a lover of learning and any opportunity she gets to spread knowledge, she does, in her own unique way!

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